Memo: Have mercy

Dear Ms. Preis,
We’re not sure if you’re unhappy at the company or want to look into outside options, but your demanding, and frankly ear splitting behavior has no place in the building. We are doing everything we know to make you happy, yet you still seem so angry. Specifically, you are wearing down Mrs. Winderlich Preis, who would like nothing more than to make you happy yet feels completely frazzled by your constant outbursts. Nap time would help ease this condition, but we assume you are in strike since you haven’t taken a proper nap in quite some time.

Please help us help you.

The Management (aka mom and dad)



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Raising awareness about golden retrievers one puppy at a time!

2 responses to “Memo: Have mercy

  1. I’m sorry about Ms. Preis’s bad mood, but I do love this post title. Sure Uncle Jesse would know what to do!

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