Memo: Waste management

Dear Ms. J Preis,
We are overjoyed to hear you have mastered our training sessions “Diapers: The Hidden Shame of Corporate America.” In doing so, you’ve graduated the Waste Management series! We hope you enjoyed the gift we award all graduates of this series — 50 pairs of underwear.

Keep up the good work and remember our company mantra: Potty, wipe, undies, flush, wash. Congrats and we’ll see you in the bathroom stalls!

Sincerely,
Management (aka mom and dad)

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