Dear Ms. S Preis,
Congratulations! We wanted to send our customary Memo of Excellence in celebration of your one-year anniversary with the company (and on Earth).
We’re stunned that one year has flown by so quickly, and we appreciate all that you do to further your skills and polish you abilities.
Just think, you came to the organization with, literally, no real-world experience or knowledge. And now, one year later, you are working alongside employees twice your age. You are developing your personality and letting others know who exactly you are.
You went from a wobbly, unsure intern to a confident, demanding intern. Well done! Your achievements in product consumption (eating), transportation logistics (crawling, cruising), external communications (talking) and apparatus selection (toy playing) have been phenomenal.
Please keep up that enthusiasm and ability to accept and learn new lessons that pop up along the way. You are an extremely valued member of our team and we can’t wait to see what you do next!
Management (aka mom and dad)